August 15, 2012

The Return of Productive Work Habits...

Here is how I survive my days at work away from the Little Man, by being really productive.

Risky Binness:
have you ever tried heath ice cream???
Me:
no
that must have a toffee in it? carmel?
Risky Binness:
lots o caramel
like a health bar but in ice cream at the same time
i can eat the whole dang carton
Me:
I don't even know if I have ever eaten a heath bar...
Risky Binness:
OMG
now whos the weird one
Me:
lol
hey - razzles, slo pokes, nibs
you lose
Risky Binness:
heath bar is like american tradition
it's like saying you never had a burger
Me:
snickers is like an american tradition
heath bar schmeath bar
IT HAS TOFFEE - only people 65 and up enjoy toffee
Risky Binness:
w/e
you are so off!
if you tried it, guarantee you would be addicted
Me:
I no like da toffeee
Risky Binness:
you just may end up w/ a heath bar on your desk this week!
Me:
CANDY SWAP!



Me:
this fatty has a food addiction
I need to get my stuff together and get control soon
Risky Binness:
lol
better than a lot of other addictions you could have
Me:
true
I kicked those years ago
BWAHAHAHAHA
Risky Binness:
lol
Me:
the gambling
kitten stealing
it was terrible
had to take a long look in the mirror
Risky Binness:
oh my haha
now i really want the chicken sandwich from carlos o kellys
:(
Me:
meh
carlos just doesn't float my boat
or trip my trigger
Risky Binness:
please dont ever in your life say that again
Me:
knock my socks off?
lol
tickle my fancy

(notice the silence here....)


Rock N Rolla:
man, does it stink over by your work area, besides the chicken salad?
Me:
this whole building stinks like dog shit today
Rock n Rolla:
thank you, i almost thought it was me...
lol
Me: 
like linus and his blanket.. you carry it wherever you go
Rock n Rolla:
hahahaha
its a damn shame