September 21, 2011

A really big, really lame list of reasons I have completely abandoned my blog for like a month...

Drum Roll please....................

1.       Rehab
2.       Alien abduction
3.       Dead
4.       Kidnapped by a foreign, wealthy family of royalty for slavery purposes.
5.       Plastic Surgery
6.       Researching a new species deep in the Africa Jungle
7.       Vacation
8.       Vampires feeding off of me and slowly turning me into the Undead
9.       Comma
10.   Jail
11.   I’m lazy
12.   I HAD A REALLY, REALLY BIG SECRET AND KNEW IF I BLOGGED I WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO KEEP MY THIS SECRET…………………………..

Are you ready to hear the secret??

B
race yourself……..


I’m pregnant!! I think I need no further reasoning…thank you very much…or you can deal with the hormonal rages I am sometimes prone too. I promise I will now be a better blogger.

How freakin' creepy is this thing??