The Return of Productive Work Habits...

Here is how I survive my days at work away from the Little Man, by being really productive.

Risky Binness:

have you ever tried heath ice cream???

Me:

no

that must have a toffee in it? carmel?

Risky Binness:

lots o caramel

like a health bar but in ice cream at the same time

i can eat the whole dang carton

Me:

I don't even know if I have ever eaten a heath bar...

Risky Binness:

OMG

now whos the weird one

Me:

lol

hey - razzles, slo pokes, nibs

you lose

Risky Binness:

heath bar is like american tradition

it's like saying you never had a burger

Me:

snickers is like an american tradition

heath bar schmeath bar

IT HAS TOFFEE - only people 65 and up enjoy toffee

Risky Binness:

w/e

you are so off!

if you tried it, guarantee you would be addicted

Me:

I no like da toffeee

Risky Binness:

you just may end up w/ a heath bar on your desk this week!

Me:

CANDY SWAP!

Me:

this fatty has a food addiction

I need to get my stuff together and get control soon

Risky Binness:

lol

better than a lot of other addictions you could have

Me:

true

I kicked those years ago

BWAHAHAHAHA

Risky Binness:

lol

Me:

the gambling

kitten stealing

it was terrible

had to take a long look in the mirror

Risky Binness:

oh my haha

now i really want the chicken sandwich from carlos o kellys

:(

Me:

meh

carlos just doesn't float my boat

or trip my trigger

Risky Binness:

please dont ever in your life say that again

Me:

knock my socks off?

lol

tickle my fancy

(notice the silence here....)

Rock N Rolla:

man, does it stink over by your work area, besides the chicken salad?

Me:

this whole building stinks like dog shit today

Rock n Rolla:

thank you, i almost thought it was me...

lol

Me: 

like linus and his blanket.. you carry it wherever you go

Rock n Rolla:

hahahaha

its a damn shame