I received a text today from Big Sister (whom is 4 days away from her wedding) stating that her wedding will now be held out the UIHC Pysch ward. The DJ lost EVERYTHING for their wedding Saturday. I texed her back for some clarification on the word EVERYTHING, because her everthing can be my 30%, and have yet to hear a response...4 hours later.
Being the pre-emptive girl that I am, I quickly sent out an email to my best friend who happens to be a future guest at this wedding. It goes like this:
Subject: Change of Venue
I got a text from Bridezilla today...and I quote "the wedding is now going to be at the UIHC psych ward Saturday...the DJ lost EVERYTHING!!!" I thought I would pass this along so you can dress accordingly. Robe and slippers maybe?? Bwahahahaha!
Reply to Change of Venue:
I will show in my robes and slippers. Perhaps rollers still in my hair ?
Streaks of mascara running down our faces...maybe I will carry a stuffed animal and shuffle my feet down the aisle calling "here kitty kitty!"
God, I love my sister for such great material and I love my best friend for just hopping on and enjoying the ride with me. Again, this comes from love Big Sister. Your wedding will be amazing and you will have the time of your life regardless of what is and isn't there or does and doesn't happen. P.S. Please don't kick me out of your wedding....
|"Here Kitty Kitty!"|