June 7, 2011

Change of Venue

I am posting this with complete and total fear that my Big Sister might kick me out of her wedding all together....but I am posting this with love and hope. Lots and lots of hope that if she does read this she will see the humor in it. Again, because it comes from a place of love.

I received a text today from Big Sister (whom is 4 days away from her wedding) stating that her wedding will now be held out the UIHC Pysch ward. The DJ lost EVERYTHING for their wedding Saturday. I texed her back for some clarification on the word EVERYTHING, because her everthing can be my 30%, and have yet to hear a response...4 hours later.

Being the pre-emptive girl that I am, I quickly sent out an email to my best friend who happens to be a future guest at this wedding.  It goes like this:

Subject: Change of Venue

I got a text from Bridezilla today...and I quote "the wedding is now going to be at the UIHC psych ward Saturday...the DJ lost EVERYTHING!!!" I thought I would pass this along so you can dress accordingly. Robe and slippers maybe?? Bwahahahaha!

Reply to Change of Venue:

I will show in my robes and slippers. Perhaps rollers still in my hair ?

Reply Back:

Streaks of mascara running down our faces...maybe I will carry a stuffed animal and shuffle my feet down the aisle calling "here kitty kitty!"

Final Reply:

Sounds good!

God, I love my sister for such great material and I love my best friend for just hopping on and enjoying the ride with me. Again, this comes from love Big Sister. Your wedding will be amazing and you will have the time of your life regardless of what is and isn't there or does and doesn't happen. P.S. Please don't kick me out of  your wedding....

"Here Kitty Kitty!"


Marianna Annadanna said...

Adorable! I got married a couple years ago. Tell your sister that everything will be wonderful. It will be one of the best days of her life. DJ or no DJ, it won't matter. You'll all just sing.

Striving for Mediocrity said...

If only that worked for Big Sister. NOPE, I should be crying and screaming and throwing a temper tantrum with her by God! Another reason why I might get booted from her nuptials...me telling her it will be ok and to keep her eyes on the prize.