10:02 AM – Me: Not only do I have Friday brain......I now have ADHD brain
10:02 AM – Co-worker (who is like my lost sibling): hahhaha... ooh shiny
10:02 AM. - Me: SQUIRREL!
10:02 AM – Co-worker: HAHA
10:04 AM – Me: I think I just felt that cookie slide to my hips
10:05 AM – Co-worker: HAHAHA
10:05 AM – Me: see.....something is WRONG with me today ..Can't focux..
10:05 AM – Co-worker: LOL focux - love it
10:05 AM – Me: Harry Potter will never find my Focux.....
10:05 AM – Co-worker: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
10:05 AM – ME: I just referenced Harry Potter
10:38 AM - Me My time in that piece or work would put SOMEONE to shame
10:38 AM – Co-worker: hahaha
10:41 AM – Co-worker: my time in this piece of work is comparable to that of a monkeys
10:41 AM – Me: LOL
10:41 AM – Co-worker: a slow retarded monkey
10:41 AM – Me: I am having the opposite problem with everything else....I
am more like a monkey on crack
10:41 AM – Co-worker: HAHA
10:42 AM – Co-worker: we are like experimental monkeys - you are given crack, i am given
sedatives or some sort of toxic poison that effects how my brain works
11:41 am – Me: OOOOHHH Oooohh. New name for the day!
11:42 am – Me: Ralph Pittle hehe
11:43 am – Co-worker: I have missed the daily name game.
11:44 am – Me: I will try harder from now on.
Yeah, pretty sure I have the brain of a 12 year old at work. I guess if I ever get fired it won’t be for my standards being too low… it will be my inability to let a 20 minute window go by without sharing something dumb in an IM. I like to call this team building…or maybe I am boosting morale?
|P.S. If you have access to these anywhere I highly recommend putting |
the sheep with the lovely black girl behind it..it makes people worry.