Maybe I have some sixth sense about it, but I can always tell when I walk into the bathroom at work and someone is in a stall trying to poop. Or trying to stall their poop because they know someone just walked in, whatever way you want to look at it. I know why you are in there!!! You were in there when I came in, you were still in that stall when I peed, still sitting on the can when I washed my hands and yup, still there when I left. Maybe I am crossing some unknown bathroom etiquette boundary here, but have you ever looked at the person’s shoes in the next stall? Maybe happen to see that their toes are completely scrunched - puckered almost as bad as their butt hole is because they are trying to hold the BM? And what the hell?? I actually saw the bottom of a ladies right shoe once….and I was on her left. Was she seriously crossing her legs over there??
I.do.not poop in public restrooms! Round of applause for the people in the world that are regular and can go whenever and wherever. Standing ovation (and vomiting in my mouth) for my husband the truck driver who has shared some seriously desperate emergency-type of bathroom situations with me. I guess when you are on the road at 3 a.m. in the middle of BFE you will make a bathroom anywhere. Home is where the heart is and shit is where you leave it I guess.
But alas, my intestines are severely modest and slightly confused on what appropriate behavior is for a digestive system so I will forever be the girl holding her poop at work (not in my hand weirdos) or when visiting a friend for the weekend or vacationing…..Just thought you would like to know.
|P.S. Don't google "sitting on a toilet," there are some sick people in this world....|