Sorry to disappoint again, my 5 loyal followers…it has almost been a week since my last blog. Did that totally sound like a really sad version of a Catholic confession? Bless me bloggers for I have sinned, it has been 5 days since my last blog and these are my excuses….yup pretty close.
Excuse 1: Big Sis got married (finally) so that took up all of Friday and Saturday
Excuse 2: Sunday is God’s day…a day for rest - so I couldn’t even exercise my brain with some witty dialogue.
Excuse 3: I took Monday off just to make sure I had enough recovery time from the wedding event of the century - or a massive hangover - or just to have enough time to catch up on household shit *which I totally did not do*.
Excuse 4: I am lame and boring.
Excuse 5: I am spiraling downward into a dark abyss which is slowly sucking my drive to want to go to work, or cook, or wake up, or move from the couch.
Well this was exhausting. I am going to go take a nap now. Maybe I will “see” you in another week.