Productive Works Habits....this series will last about 3 months...and then I will be collecting unemployment.

Seriously, it is amazing that I accomplish anything at all at work.

Me:
I have to retract my European BBall statement for (this really wild name).....and change it to European supermodel...it is a woman

Mexican Fiesta:
good supermodel name

Me:
DOB: 6/16/1916 lol
Mexican Fiesta:
oh man that did devastating damage to the mental image i have in my head

Me:
LOL
Mexican Fiesta:
(crying face)

Me:
sorry
Mexican Fiesta:
lol

Me:
just imagine back 80 years ago.....get creative...hop in your time machine!
Mexican Fiesta:
u mean my freaking covered wagon
　

**This might seem long...but it is totally worth the read...don't turn back now...it's good, I promise!**
　
Me:
last name: Halfmann
Me:
Better name: Mai Ai Lam Phan
Mexican Fiesta:
lol chinese dishes served by a midget

Me:
bwahahahaa
I think I like the way this name is listed in our system better...........LAM PHAN MAI AI
Mexican Fiesta:
lol lol

Me:
hehe makes me giggle just trying to pronounce it in my head
Mexican Fiesta:
kinda sounds like a hawaiian tropical alcoholic drink

Me:
I just keep going Lamb Fan My Eye!
I don't know why....

look at the sky
me and Dr. Suess

we go way back
Mexican Fiesta:
lol back with the snuffalufagus trees
wait....what were those trees called?

Me:
ok what trees?
Mexican Fiesta:
the dr suess trees

Me:
ummmmmm
I don't know? Which book?
lol
GOOGLE!

Mexican Fiesta [10:33 AM]:
not sure, one sec
the one with the lorax

Me [10:33 AM]:
Lorax?
lol
Google is amazingTruffula Trees, Swomee-Swans, Brown Bar-ba- loots, and Humming-Fishes

Me:
so Truffula trees?
Mexican Fiesta:
yes!

Me:
so what the heck are:
Swomee-Swans, Brown Bar-ba- loots, and Humming-Fishes
?
Amazon.com mentions those with the Truffula trees
Mexican Fiesta:
hmmmmmmmm
no clue
i have to brush up on my dr. suess
i'd ask someone who has kids

Me:
I will find out!
Do you want to know when I find out?
Mexican Fiesta:
yes i do

Me:
There are Bar-ba-Loots (resembling bears) that frolic about and eat fruit from the trees, Swomee (Swans) that fly through the air and sing as they go, and Humming Fish that go swimming about in the ponds and humming as they swim. But the Once-ler is only interested in the beauty of the Truffula Trees.

Mexican Fiesta:
onceler?

Me:
A boy (representing the reader) comes to a desolate corner of town to visit a being called the Once-ler (who is never shown throughout the book except for his arms and hands) and learns about the Lorax

Mexican Fiesta:
ahhhhhhhhhhh
are u reading the book right now?

Me:
nope
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Mexican Fiesta:
holy cow u do know dr suess then, u and him are real tight

Me:
he fathered my illegitmate children
the ones I keep in the closet
Mexican Fiesta:
do they have striped arms and look like little furry animals?
and eat green eggs and ham?

Me:
With bright orange wild hair
crazy little things
Mexican Fiesta:
hilarious
Diesel must love them


***Disclaimer...this is me attempting to shamelessly whore my blog out...I need more followers***

From: Me
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 10:16 AM
To: Fellow Foodie Co-worker
Subject: If you are ever bored at lunch and need something to read
All me right here:
lifeinthemediocrelane.blogspot.com
　
From: Fellow Foodie Co-worker
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 11:07 AM
To: Me
Subject: RE: If you are ever bored at lunch and need something to read
I already read your blog (STALKER) lol I think I peed a little reading the tanning one.

From: Me
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 11:09 AM
To: Fellow Foodie Co-worker
Subject: RE: If you are ever bored at lunch and need something to read
I LOVE IT!!!!! This makes me a happy camper….you and the 3 readers I have in the Maldives….. where the heck is that by the way? I should probably at least google these sad and lonely people in a land far far away…maybe donate to their country since clearly they live in a desolate place.